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Bodseldeply 03-17-2009 10:24 PM

TIME OUT....For a funny story!
 
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gifHere is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

burdicda 03-22-2009 10:41 AM

98% of all Harleys on still on the road
the other 2% made it home.....

burdicda

fakeHoore 04-01-2009 09:13 PM

Nice post.
 
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.


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